TSwift. TSwizzle. Whatever.
We need to talk.
First of all, congrats on your new album, Red. I really do like it, I'm currently listening to "Come Back, Be Here," and it's great. One of my other favorites was "I Knew You Were Trouble," because I really identified with the concept of the song. SO I THOUGHT. But then I saw this.
I just....wow.What was that? When I pictured knowing someone was trouble, I was thinking more along the lines of the boy who tried to get with all of your friends at the same time and you knew about it but decided to ignore it and ended up with a mess on your hands your first semester of college, but you obviously pictured ACTUAL DANGER. Like really, I'm concerned. I heard on your E! True Hollywood Story that when you write songs you picture the music videos as well, so obviously we're drawing from real life experiences here. Are you on drugs? Did you really date someone who left you alone in a field? Is that why you date children now? Who are you? I mean, I understand that it's hard to find a man, but don't put yourself in a compromising situation (like a barfight or a sketch motel) just so you don't have to be alone. Also, you are a role model to small children, who do not need to think that this is okay. I know this is blunt, but really, if this is how you live your life, I'm worried and you need help. Oh, and speaking of blunt, the frizzy, multi-colored blunt bob you have going on? You look like an orphan, please stop. Other than that, best of luck in your latest relationship, hopefully you can get some great songs out of it. Sincerely,
Kristen
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